My name is Jordan Gross and I could be the best move your company has ever made.

Why, you might ask, would hiring someone named Gross be such a great decision?

The answer lies in the name itself: Gross, loosely translated from its German origin, means "big". As in big asset. It also can be translated to mean "great". Besides the obvious implication of such a foretelling naming, anyone who is able to survive elementary, junior high, high school, and college is bound to be extraordinary. Especially when that person does it so well. The survival instinct bred into Grosses gives them exceptional abilities- they're adaptive, quick learners, decisive, thorough, well spoken, good listeners, flexible, committed, and driven. Sound like a super hero? It should. The only thing missing when I show up to work is the spandex outfit and red cape.

I hope you take the time to peruse this little slice of webdom and when you're done, hop over to the "Contact" page. If you don't have one already, please request a resume. Or you can set up an interview. But do it quick!

This Gross is on the move, and I'd hate for you to be the one left behind.

Thanks for your time and interest.